- A sneeze
- A burp
A sneeze is often a welcome unexpected bonus. A burp reliefs some discomfort on occasions; it feels better.
Makes my soul, makes my soul, trip, trip, trip away.
There’s a very, very small window of drunkenness in which it is actually good. Soon as you’re over that it’s barely worth bothering.
Drunk fumbly pre-sex is fantastic, then soon as we hit the bed it’s like OH GOD STOP THE SPINNING and one of us falls asleep while the other is probably puking. Morning sex is the best either way, hangover or not.
Edit: i mean APPARENTLY. Obvious don’t know.
actually get less horny the drunker I get which is weird.
lager shandy > hand shandy
I can’t do anything at all when actually hungover, couldn’t be in a less sexual mood. Don’t know what sort of non-hangovers the rest of you are having.
There’s absolutely nothing better than lazily and unenthusiastically getting your ends away with the sound of sunday brunch bleeding through the walls tbh
Fuck being a zombie if you can readily produce trout from a basket
massive wee is very satisfying but is a long process. when you urgently need a poo and then you finally go and it just plops out beautifully - my word.
god i should do some work
My worry with the massive poo is that there could be follow
through up, whereas a massive wee is pure worry-free relief.
I quite like the slightly bewildering feeling of your insides rearranging themselves after doing a massive, quick poo.