Changing the cat litter for me.
In my head: I am a responsible, caring pet owner and am working towards making the living atmosphere cleaner and more sanitary.
Reality: Well done pal you’ve tipped some pissy talc into a bin bag.
You?
Cleaning the oven.
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Thank you for your swift response.
no point in cleaning the oven, the fire cleans it for you
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Dusting the skirting board. I feel like…”yeah enjoy your crappy dusty skirting board everyone else I must be the only person motivated to do this every couple of months when I can be arsed.”
Preemptive fuck you to any LIAR who says they do it on the reg.
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Ironing.
Shirts on hangers, lined up on the clothes rail 
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I feel like the kindest, bravest person in the world when i nobly declog the hair (90% mine) from the shower plughole
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Fresh bedsheets. Tonight, I sleep like a king.
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Iron-ic humour
Wiping up the dead ants from the bottom of the dishwasher
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How smug did it make you feel?
Pretty smug cos I’m gonna be dead ant free
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Doing the washing or tidying the place while something is cooking in the oven. I’m multitasking like I’m in The Sims, baby!
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I’m happy for you.
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