Which human has said the most words?

This thread makes me think back to a thought I once had of “unknowable statistics” (my term).
Somewhere on this planet, there is someone who has said the highest number of words, and they will not even be aware of it. Similarly, there is someone who has had the most sex, the most pizzas, spent the longest time on the internet, made the highest number of people smile, etc. etc. and these people won’t even know this.

Probably @GEOFF

The most or biggest number of different words? David Foster Wallace for the latter I reckon.

Is it the same person for all of them?


Don’t try my patience, rdan.

Mick Hucknall is the winner for shagging, and I’m pretty sure he knows it.

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It’s @Kallgeese according to the official stats

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I’m fairly sure I did one of the world’s top ten largest poos of the day once.

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Bigger than all but nine horses and elephants?

Every day, all 10 of the world’s top 10 largest poos are done by Morrissey. There was a documentary about it.

donald duck

Kanye West

There was a guy in the papers the other day who had eaten 30,000 Big Macs. Can’t imagine anyone can beat that.

I have it on my CV and everything!

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My boss can talk a lot, like on and on about absolute rubbish.