Which is best?

  • I’m under what?
  • Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest.
  • Have a look at the headlock here.
  • See that chap over there? He – GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENISSS!
  • This is the bloke who got me on the penis people!
  • Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
  • Oh that’s a nice headlock, Sir!
  • Oh, ah yes, I see you know your judo well
  • And you Sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?
  • -HOW DARE Y- GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME
  • Tata, and farewell!

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Hi Joke

U ok hun?

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Hi Rich how’s it going pal?

I’m alright yeah laelfs, how are you?

So so

Thought this was ma0sm drunk

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these horse ebooks sequ-

cant even be arsed finishing this post

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For those confused, allow me to change your life:

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I’m ok. Watching Mad Men, drinking a beer.

Hope you’re ok bbz

One of the all time dog videos
Can’t describe a Chinese as anything else subsequently

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This has enriched my life significantly

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One of the few things on the internet I come back to over and over and over again.

I used to serve a guy in a bar I worked in who looked, sounded, talked just like this chap. he was called Gary Sunbeam, and he made a complaint to the council that our table corners were too pointy.

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GARY SUNBEAM!

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and yes, every line is perfect. couldn’t have written it better.

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alright Sunbeam, pipe down

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Sounds like one of Bob Mortimer’s cat names (£8.00 ONO)

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@Joke whats your favourite Robbie Williams song? Mine is Let Love Be Your Energy

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I’ll give you a top 5, I’m feeling generous.

  1. No Regrets
  2. Feel
  3. Kids
  4. She’s the One
  5. Rock DJ
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Bit disappointed there’s no Something Stupid in there tbqh