Which is worse ?

[laelfy]

• Rain on your wedding day
• A free ride when you’ve already paid

[ma0sm]

• Not being able to find the original Amazing Boy Bob videos online anymore
• War

[Steved]

Ariel Rollerball?

[laelfy]

• Pineapple on your pizza
• Ham in your fruit salad

[zorb]

• Trouser leg falls off
• Coat arm falls off

[anon19035908]

Aerialator

[anon5266188]

• Paternal Grandmother
• Maternal Grandmother

[anon29812515]

Not helping

[ma0sm]

I don’t mind a bit of ham in my fruit salad if you know what I’m saying

[anon29812515]

Narrows the search

[thewarn]

Ariel Rollerball is my roller hockey name

[anon19035908]

Both dead, jokes on you!

[zorb]

• Soup on a plate
• Steak in a bowl

[thewarn]

• bowl of crisps with a spoon
• snickers with a knife and fork

[zxcvbnm2]

nice pint of tea?

[ma0sm]

• Opening your cupboard and realising you have no food
• Opening your cupboard and finding a naked and lost Phillip Schofield

[ma0sm]

• SPO
• DIRE

[laelfy]

Wow that is a quite strange dietary choice to make but fair enough

[zorb]

• Your nose is upside down (nostrils to the sky) on your face
• Your legs are backwards (your bum would be just below your belly button).

[japes]

shitting would be way more fun but pissing would be much less fun

still weighing up the benefits of this scenario