Which is worse ?

[anon5266188]

• Paternal Grandmother
• Maternal Grandmother

[anon29812515]

Not helping

[ma0sm]

I don’t mind a bit of ham in my fruit salad if you know what I’m saying

[anon29812515]

Narrows the search

[thewarn]

Ariel Rollerball is my roller hockey name

[anon19035908]

Both dead, jokes on you!

[zorb]

• Soup on a plate
• Steak in a bowl

[thewarn]

• bowl of crisps with a spoon
• snickers with a knife and fork

[zxcvbnm2]

nice pint of tea?

[ma0sm]

• Opening your cupboard and realising you have no food
• Opening your cupboard and finding a naked and lost Phillip Schofield

[ma0sm]

• SPO
• DIRE

[laelfy]

Wow that is a quite strange dietary choice to make but fair enough

[zorb]

• Your nose is upside down (nostrils to the sky) on your face
• Your legs are backwards (your bum would be just below your belly button).

[japes]

shitting would be way more fun but pissing would be much less fun

still weighing up the benefits of this scenario

[zorb]

Rain might be an issue for upside down nose

[zxcvbnm2]

Dunno why but I’m on a conference call and this made me snort down the line.

I’ve muted now.

[Raanraals]

this made me snort up the line

ftfy

[zxcvbnm2]

this made me snort up the line

ftfy

my upside down nose is useful here.

EDIT: Not sure how.

[drspaceman]

• Legs the size of fingers
• Fingers the size of legs

[HotBeefTrauma]

I’ve just realised that with an upside down nose if you have a runny nose it’s going to run straight into your mouth/throat