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Ariel Rollerball is my roller hockey name
Both dead, jokes on you!
- Soup on a plate
- Steak in a bowl
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- bowl of crisps with a spoon
- snickers with a knife and fork
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- Opening your cupboard and realising you have no food
- Opening your cupboard and finding a naked and lost Phillip Schofield
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- SPO
- DIRE
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Wow that is a quite strange dietary choice to make but fair enough
- Your nose is upside down (nostrils to the sky) on your face
- Your legs are backwards (your bum would be just below your belly button).
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shitting would be way more fun but pissing would be much less fun
still weighing up the benefits of this scenario
Rain might be an issue for upside down nose
Dunno why but I’m on a conference call and this made me snort down the line.
I’ve muted now.
ftfy
my upside down nose is useful here.
EDIT: Not sure how.
I’ve just realised that with an upside down nose if you have a runny nose it’s going to run straight into your mouth/throat
Or nature will have sorted that and it erupts like a hot geyser
One positive for backwards legs. Sitting at the toilet would allow the cistern to be used like a little table.
- Your first name is now Vince and you cannot change it
- You hiccup on the hour, every hour on weekdays from 9am until 5pm (local time regardless of timezone)
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