#15

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#16

Ariel Rollerball is my roller hockey name

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#17

Both dead, jokes on you!

#18
  • Soup on a plate
  • Steak in a bowl

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#19
  • bowl of crisps with a spoon
  • snickers with a knife and fork

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#20

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#21
  • Opening your cupboard and realising you have no food
  • Opening your cupboard and finding a naked and lost Phillip Schofield

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#22
  • SPO
  • DIRE

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#23

Wow that is a quite strange dietary choice to make but fair enough :woman_shrugging:

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#24
  • Your nose is upside down (nostrils to the sky) on your face
  • Your legs are backwards (your bum would be just below your belly button).

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#25

shitting would be way more fun but pissing would be much less fun

still weighing up the benefits of this scenario

#26

Rain might be an issue for upside down nose

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#27

Dunno why but I’m on a conference call and this made me snort down the line.

I’ve muted now.

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#28

ftfy

#29

my upside down nose is useful here.

EDIT: Not sure how.

#30
  • Legs the size of fingers
  • Fingers the size of legs

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Do you reckon we could
#31

I’ve just realised that with an upside down nose if you have a runny nose it’s going to run straight into your mouth/throat

#32

Or nature will have sorted that and it erupts like a hot geyser

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#33

One positive for backwards legs. Sitting at the toilet would allow the cistern to be used like a little table.

#34
  • Your first name is now Vince and you cannot change it
  • You hiccup on the hour, every hour on weekdays from 9am until 5pm (local time regardless of timezone)

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