Which is worse?

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  • Nationwide advert with the poem ladies
  • Woody woodpecker

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2
  • Packet of Starburst that’s only lime flavour
  • Tim Minchin

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3
  • The verse in Cotton Eye Joe
  • The radio voice of Tony Blackburn

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4
  • Youtube ad breaks
  • Really loud cars going past when you’re trying to have a conversation

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  • getting stung by a wasp
  • missing the bus

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That packet seems the best

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I’ll save any lime ones in future throughout my life and then post them to you in a big box when we both reach 80.

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  • picking up dog poo
  • throwing up in the toilet

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9

Struggling with the ratio on this one tbh.

Does DiS hate Tim Minchin now or does DiS really fucking love lime Starburst?

10

I can only speak for me but I find him incredibly irritating

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11

This one felt a bit harsh, but I have no real opinion on Tim Minchin and quite fancy a starburst or 5 right now, so…

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  • calling your teacher mum
  • your mate showing you a video of something stupid you did that you don’t remember because you were drunk

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13

Thank you, I’d love that

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14

You don’t remember the stupid thing because you were drunk. Easy to go on not remembering.

You’ll always remember calling your teacher mum, as will the rest of the class. Forever.

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  • Stubbing your toe on a chair leg
  • Burning the roof of your mouth on the first slice of pizza

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16

you have to remember when you see a video of yourself doing it though!

17

Deep fakes, innit.

Whereas the teacher = mum thing will hit you at 3am 28 years later.

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18

yeah, once someone shows you that it’s going to be seared into your now sober memory and impossible to forget

unless you have a mind-erasing device of some kind

in which case, neither of these options are that bad really

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  • Hershey’s chocolate
  • Getting £10 cash back from the supermarket then forgetting it

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Got shown a video of me at a house party once trying to say something as though as I was addressing the nation with the most profound utterance of all time but it was basically “enhhnmn schddv… a frurhjm”

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