which is your favourite?

“he who accuses blew the fuses” for me

The smeller’s the feller

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The one who said the verse just made the atmosphere worse. Jfc.

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infuriatingly verbose

Really irked by these

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Last one’s definitely for the sort of person who says “methinks”

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proper big bang theory fan vibes

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“Thinker” and “sphincter” don’t even rhyme. Weak

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Apparently only men can smell or produce farts

Finger doesn’t rhyme with trigger

Whoever did the near, did the spar

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always hated ‘whoever did the rhyme did the crime’ because that is also basically a rhyme and has done nothing to clear the air
the putrid, molasses like air

Whoever couplet did share, pumped out molasses like air

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Whoever prevaricated evacuated

Whoever identified the smell most heinous expelled the gas from their own puckered anus.