It’ll be lording it over you by next Wednesday. Honking shit
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addendum
- Mooo!
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Yeah nightmare when that happens
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Love it when they come over when you’re out for a walk and you can feed them grass n’ shit
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Tbf it was a gift so it’s his problem not mine but still, I paid for the thing.
Although I will say it’s a lot cheaper to adopt a goose than you’d think
My favourite bit from that article is:
Where is the boy for me to disrespect? I am his least friend. I see his games and I contempt them. I ruin his life! Glasses for him? No! Shoelaces for him? No !
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Roosters are the worst thing about traveling. Rock up into somewhere that isn’t a big town and those bastards are crowing all fucking night.
I bet the cock crowed about 500 times before Peter betrayed Jesus… because they’re bastards.
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horses make a bit nervous, don’t trust them at all
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You never see a baby Donkey do you? I’ve always found that very suspicious.
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they’re just happy to be alive
It’s the peacock’s Lenny Henry impression.
You also never hear about needing to sponsor them anymore which is strange. Are the donkeys fine now?
Em!! First the frog cloacas and now this!!!
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Remember when you were a kid and going on a donkey ride was the most exciting thing in the world?
It’ll never get better than that
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The weird albino horse is sad now
It’s not his fault he looks bald
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I’ve never ridden a donkey!
Oh, I’m sorry
Poor thing looks like a naked mole rat