I have bought 28 pairs of the same pants in the last two weeks.

They’re really good pants, and they were on offer, decided to invest.

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Four pairs of pants:

  • Mad
  • Correct

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You’ve got to speculate to accumulate, as they say.

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Christ, that’s like 24 too many for me.

Trust you’ll be bringing this up during his quarterly review @anon5266188

I’ll be drawing the attention of the relevant people to it, don’t worry about that

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Very good to hear that.

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How do you get by with just 4?

Day one: Wearing pants A
Day two: Wearing pants B, pants A dirty
Day three: Wearing pants C, pants A and B in wash
Day four: Wearing pants D, pants A and B drying, pants C dirty.
Day five: Wearing pants A, pants B clean, pants C & D in wash.
Day six: Wearing pants B, pants C & D drying, pants A dirty
Day seven: Wearing pants C, pants D clean, pants A & B in wash.
&etc.

I mean, it’s technically possible, but that’s just too much washing and what if something happens?

What might happen to your pants?

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Shit yourself / stay over someone’s house / cba to do a wash EVERY OTHER DAY &etc

no u

Why would I shit myself and knowingly leave myself with only three pairs? Weird.

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I’m not saying that you’d do it intentionally

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This. Have only ever owned 3 suits in my life.

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Good, thought you were trying to make me sound weird ITT

You’re doing a good enough job of that by yourself

It’s widely accepted that pants are good for two days on the trot, so I never really have to wash them much anyway

U WOT

What if you get a load of ketchup on them?

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I guess if you’re that concerned with hygiene just reverse them occasionally!