#26

no u

#27

Why would I shit myself and knowingly leave myself with only three pairs? Weird.

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#28

I’m not saying that you’d do it intentionally

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#29

This. Have only ever owned 3 suits in my life.

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#30

Good, thought you were trying to make me sound weird ITT

#31

You’re doing a good enough job of that by yourself

#32

It’s widely accepted that pants are good for two days on the trot, so I never really have to wash them much anyway

#33

U WOT

#34

What if you get a load of ketchup on them?

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#35

I guess if you’re that concerned with hygiene just reverse them occasionally!

#38

Do you reverse them?

#39

Golf shoes (one purchase, 2 shoes)

#40

Hi all,

I’d like to reveal that I am joking about owning four pairs of pants - I own around 20! @ma0sm , you should’ve seen your face, mate!

I thought it would be funny to pretend that I only own four pairs, and it was, and now it’s over, so let’s not bring this up again. Thanks.

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#41

Shat myself on purpose! (3 pairs remaining)

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#42

Novelty Christmas jumper. I own one, regretfully

#43

@moderators Can bergkamp have the title

Only owns 4 pairs of pants

?

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#44

got to be fancy dress tat surely? has someone said that? not going to check

#45

I would include novelty Christmas jumpers as fancy dress tat, so yes I have

#46

presented by noel edmunds

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#47

@bergkamp ‘s completely stitched us up here. Yet another sublime finish by the (non) Flying Dutchman

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