I think someone would notice in about three weeks time
I think I could stop using every letter and form of punctuation and nobody would clock it
not sure I’ve ever used a colon
apart from my own hehehe
You’d have to give up as soon as something bad happened to anyone you knew though. I can’t imagine “Sorry for your loss!” would go down well.
In a world of hyphens the colon is redundant.
i’ve been posting without using the first letter of the 'bet for 4 months now & no one’s noticed
I see you
Woah!
Feel free to use this in your tinder/bumble bio.
Sneaky!
Getting through a conversation with every sentence ending in a question could lead to a potentially never ending talk though.
Or like on Neighbours? Where every sentence goes up at the end? Like a question?
I dunno about you but I’m not sure how I could last doing that though? Because it’s, like, so annoying? And impossible not to read in that voice? So if my friends didn’t kick my face in after a few minutes I’d probably have to do it myself?
– erasmus’s copy editor
Ampersand, there’s never a reason to use it
Paragraphs give the reader time to take a breath, text in one long stream of consciousness can be exhausting to read.
I used to work with someone who wrote paragraph-length sentences with endless sub-clauses, commas and parentheses. I genuinely lost the will to live midway through sentences because each one felt like it would never end.
Punctuation is your friend!
isnt it fashionable on twitter already 2 type like this and never use question marks