Which of these monsters do you fancy your chances against?

monsters
10:47

#1
  • Zombie
  • Werewolf
  • Mummy
  • Vampire
  • Ghoul
  • Demon
  • Golem
  • Kraken
  • Gorgon
  • Ogre
  • Troll
  • Wyvern

0 voters

Who’s the toughest DiSer?

What signature moves would you pull?

Is it really only 10:47?


#2

Any of the slower more easily distracted ones.


#3

just set fire to a mummy. easy.


#4

Mummy-fried!

(is it only 10.54?)


#5

Your mummy is hot
(10:55)


#6

It only let me select one of them


#7

‘Zombie’ is currently racing away with it.
Must be one from the remake of Dawn Of The Dead


#8

If i was going to die I’d want to die awesome. So i’d have a crack at the kraken and best case i win, which makes me a hero, worst case i die and everyone remembers me as a hero anyway


#9

A crack at the kraken
A go at the golem


#10

I reckon I could take all of them on! I have expert knowledge in this field from the many years I have spent researching (watching stupid horror films) I should be able to vote more than just the once!

Signature move… go absolute beserker.
Also, always shoot in the face/head or completely remove the head then burn the body and observe until it is ash. Obviously certain things need specialist weapons -

Zombie - Something that will remove the head and fire.
Werewolf - silver bullets
Mummy - Erm… Probably need some kind of ancient book of spells to send it back to where it reanimated from, or if that isn’t an option keep it bloody well sealed up, do not open the hidden pyramid no matter how enticing or how famous it’ll make you amongst all your archeology pals.
Vampire - Daylight bullets or trap in pit with an opening so they are eventually destroyed via the daylight.
Ghoul - Some kind of stupid seance
Demon - see above, though demons seem pretty hard to destroy… maybe find someone you hate who is also in a coma and transfer the demon to that person? If they’re just roaming free then try not to piss them off/live in harmony with them.
Golem? - aw, give him some raw fish and the one ring and he’ll be fine I reckon. Good lad.
Kraken - OH MY HAT!! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwAqhThd_EQ Kraken is sound as fuck.
Gorgon - lure them to the funhouse where there just happens to be a room full of mirrors.
Ogre - meh, sword.
troll - sigh, sword?
Wyvern … I’m bored now… sword?

Apologies, may have over done it a bit here. Back to work! Byebyebye.


#11

*troll - ignore them


#12

Lovely stuff :slight_smile:


#13

Stick with me CCB, you’ll be grand :wink:


#14

Like a DiS Hunger Games! :slight_smile:


#15

I’ve fucked it up.


#16

I screwed the pooch with that first poll, you can vote multiple times now.

  • Zombie
  • Mummy
  • Gorgon
  • Demon
  • Ghoul
  • Golem
  • Kraken
  • Ogre
  • Troll
  • Vampire
  • Werewolf
  • Wyvern

0 voters


#17

As long as I could cast Quen and get ripped off by a peasant beforehand, I could take em all on.


#18

Overdone it?

This is the most perfect post ever!


#19

A golem is a creature made from clay, stone, cloth etc and animated by magic. It’s part of Jewish mythology I think.

I think technically Frankenstein’s monster might be a golem, but I’m not sure.


#20

Like this guy (could only find the clip in Spanish)*

*didn’t try that hard to find the English one tbh