Which of these slogans for a public awareness campaign concerning cats & hot weather is best?

A poll:

  • Imagine being a cat - IN THIS WEATHER!
  • Imagine having to cope with this weather - AS A CAT!

0 voters

Ole ole
Ole ole
Feline hot hot hot

10 Likes

FUCK cat’s hot!

4 Likes

Yes, why not, let’s workshop this. All ideas welcome.

If you think this is hot, just wait until you’re a cat!

3 Likes

Incidentally guys, I made voting anonymous because I want to keep politics out of this.

As hot as a cat on a hot tin roof m9!

Picture of a dead cat on a hot tin roof.

Slogan: “Don’t let your pussy get too hot.”

19 Likes

“If you were to hand a thermometer to a cat they would have a very different reading of the data than you or I (people)”

2 Likes

Hot cat
Jumping frog
Albuquerque

1 Like

“Some like it hot! (But probably cats don’t)”

1 Like

‘Keep your hairy pussy moist during the heat’

3 Likes

Steady on

Cats no way (uh huh uh huh)
Dont like heat (uh huh uh huh)

3 Likes

“Imagine if you were to get too hot and you might say OUCH well a cat would say meouch instead and they’d probably say it at a slightly lower temperature than you would”

3 Likes

Thought I was in the filth thread, apologies.

How do you say something at a lower temperature?

Dogs die in hot cats

Is it too soon after Prince Rogers Nelson’s passing for us to manipulate his recording of P-Control so that he sings “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOW/PUSSY TOO HOT”?

1 Like

Billy Idol’s Hot in the City but with the lyrics changed to “It’s Hot for the Kitty, TONIGHT”

I can call Billy’s agent?

1 Like