Which of these words do you use most often? (polls, moderate chat)

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I believe so yeah. I hadn’t considered the typology before tbh

27

Sorry for ruining your life.

28

You already did that when you beat us last season.

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29

And how!

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32
  • Boobs
  • Tits
  • Breasts
  • Titties
  • Something else

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34
  • Dick
  • Cock
  • Penis
  • Wang
  • Willy
  • Something else

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35

knob

That’s not an insult, but a “something else”

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36

Knew I was going to forget an obvious one!

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  • Fanny
  • Vagina
  • Pussy
  • Something cruder (c*nt etc)
  • Something more ambiguous/cutesy

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38

Other - Bum Bum (pronounced more like boom boom) which is the brazillian slang that you’d use around kids. My boy is currently obsessed with making jokes about bum bums and cocô (poop) so I discuss them both almost hourly…

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  • Wee
  • Wee-wee
  • Piss
  • Slash
  • Pee
  • Something else

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  • Shit
  • Poo
  • Poop
  • Turd
  • Crap
  • Dump
  • Something else

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40

We have a song we sing about ‘bum bum’ that makes our kid squeal.

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41

If you want to learn it, it goes:
Bum bum
Bum bum
Bum bum b-bum bum bum.

And lots of dancing around. Very complex.

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42

Pussy if I’m talking to non Brits, fanny or vag if I’m talking to Brits cos they don’t like the word pussy

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43
  • Fart
  • Guff
  • Trump
  • Toot
  • Parp
  • Break wind
  • Let rip
  • Other (please specify)

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44

Peepee (picked it up from my baby cousin and was using it ironically but it’s too late to stop now)

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45

Bomp.

46

Lifelong bum rep here, flirted with bottom for parenting usages, but have decided in recent years that butt is the best for general use - bum is reserved for cheekiness aand peachiness :peach:

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47

I’d need to chuck in a couple of cocôs but I reckon I could make it work here as well…

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48

Please stop excluding cunny from the vocabulary.

Victorians knew the score when it came to vulva slang - inherently funny and cheeky and filthy. We should always look to the Victorians for genital vocab.

(In real respanse to this and the penis section i am penis and vulva but if its a more filth related scenario i just simply avoid saying anything as i just dont know what’s good for others to hear)

Related: i once watched some porn that was going swell until the girl, in her lovely Glaswegian accent said “punish my cookie” and it absolutely did me in :sweat_smile:

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