Which outfit shall I wear this weekend?

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#1

I was thinking I’d go with the Bill Ward look (far right) because I like the tight red trousers and diagonal belt thing.

Spoiled for choice really and guaranteed to pull in whichever I select.


#2

Had no idea that’s how the far right we’re dressing these days.


#3

are the other three guy’s outfits your other options?


#4

Of course.


#5

Go as Dave Grohl from Nirvana


#6

how did you get all those outfits?

go with the one with the bass


#7

Do the Bill Ward but I think you have to include a foil-wrapped courgette down your trousers.


#8

I wouldn’t know how.


#9

@anon30627475 might disapprove of Bill Ward


#10

Funnily enough I saw a lad in town last night who was wearing trousers like that, except they were iridescent pink. If I’d known I’d have asking him where he got them for you.


#11

If you see him again please have a word.


#12

I’d be going with Ozzy’s outfit

The red trousers and tasseled shirt is a strong, strong look

Maybe add the diagonal belt to that?


#13

He’s really drawing attention to his peen there.

I’d consider “stuffing” if I was going for that look. Unless you are already massively endowed (it means you have a big cock).