#22

They all sound nice, I’d phone up and ask what the best one is.

#23

Ring them up and say ‘you’re nothing but a bunch of melts!’

#24

Then apologise and get a vegan mac daddy

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#25
  • I feel ridiculous ordering things called ‘mac daddy’ or ‘el bandito’ and would simply ask for the item as described in the ingredients
  • GIVE ME THE MAC DADDY

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#26

I want all of them

#27

I think all restaurants should have a number system like chinese takeaways.

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#29

don’t even buy ‘yum yums’ because of this.

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#30

I like this idea. I thought my French pronunciation was pretty good until ordering in a restaurant the other day. Conversation went like this:

Me: greets the server and orders in French

Him: you speak English?

Me: oh, yes. Ok that’s easier.

Him: for me too.

Me :(silently in my head): Ouch.

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#31

I do this, then I realise I’m my mum

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#33

I tend to go “Can I order the, um, squints… ‘Mac Daddy’ one please…?”, pretending I hadn’t already decided I wanted it before I left the house

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