First crush was Michaela Strachen off the Really Wild Show
Young me. Winona Ryder and drew barrymore
Current me kat dennings, Aubrey plaza, Julia fox
Various.Peter Davison-era Dr Who companions (not adric)
Ah wait fuck I forgot the perennial Sufjan
Also childhood:
Angelica off CBBC
Adam Rickitt when he was on Corrie and in the pop charts
Selena Gomez
As in the Rugrat?
Yeah also young Safebruv for me
What’s wrong with current me you monster
Then:
Cerys Matthews (still now tbh)
Denise Van Outen
Shirley Manson
Now:
Tess Holliday
Rhea Ripley
Piper Niven
Jennifer Lawrence
Which one is Mountie?
Younger, Betty Boo.
Jane Fonda in Barbarella.
All of ‘We’ve Got a Fuzzbox and We’re Going to Use It’
Now,
Nicole Scherzinger,
Sofia Vergara,
Anne Hathaway,
AOC
And though I would describe myself as straight, I would be Barbie for Ryan Gosling any day of the week. Oh yeah.
Got told off for starting this same thread once.
Double-plus this. Romeo+Juliet landed right at peak teenage hormones for me. This probably accounts for at least some of the reason I hate DiCaprio too.
These days, Aisling Bea and more-or-less any of the lady comedians on Taskmaster.
Suranne Jones.
Sharon Horgan.
Gillian Anderson.
Charlie Cox in Daredevil specifically for me
Also Anne Hathaway
Feels like the kind of thing that starts ok then people start getting weird and horny and the mods.step in.
Don’t think those people are still around really.
good to know that we’re all horn dogs like the rest of us
remember being at a gig once with my ex who had a sort of shorter, blond version of the Zooey D in New Girl haircut at the time. she said to me, i just heard someone say i look just like Zooey Deschanel! i was like oh yeah i can see that! didn’t have the heart to tell her the girl behind her really did look like Zooey D, she was so pleased