you know, the guy that you could call at 3AM and ask if they’d mind looking after your pet Alsatian for 3 years while you go on a journey of personal discovery and enlightenment in Botswana, safe in the knowledge that you’d come back to a well-walked/loved mutt. the dog would no doubt be in even better condition than when you left it. yep, that guy
or something
before I go on, being sensible and dependable is the epitome of pure jazz life. this is not a thread to call the above dudes out