Who are the most sensible, reliable chaps/chapesses on here?



you know, the guy that you could call at 3AM and ask if they’d mind looking after your pet Alsatian for 3 years while you go on a journey of personal discovery and enlightenment in Botswana, safe in the knowledge that you’d come back to a well-walked/loved mutt. the dog would no doubt be in even better condition than when you left it. yep, that guy

or something

before I go on, being sensible and dependable is the epitome of pure jazz life. this is not a thread to call the above dudes out


this should be a poll

  • japes
  • ccb
  • theo
  • saps
  • that guy
  • that lady

0 voters


Accepting a 3AM request to look after an alsatian for 3 years is sensible now?


I’m available for talking dirty at 3am.

That makes me pretty dependable.


I don’t think I’d be able to offer the adequate care the ownership of a large dog requires. Sorry.




this was to @bird, not @marckee



I spent a while trying to work out if this meant You Stupid Fucking Cunt, or You’re So Freaking Crazy.


1st one




this level of aggression is not becoming of a man who wears multi-coloured shoes on a Thursday


hey man, my jazz shoes are ready to party almost anytime.