Who can deal with complaints? Offer advice toooo. Summarise their work in an annual review

THE FINANCIAL OMBUDSMAN CAN! THE OMBUDSMAN CAN!

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you’re damn right

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The ombudsman can, and he does it with a smile
And then he JUDGES YOU

Who can let me mouth off?
[Ombudsman] I don’t mind at all
Who can turn my landlord to a sad snivelling ball?
THE OMBUDSMAAAAANNN
Oh the ombudsman can

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You better watch out, you better not cry
Better not pout, I’m telling you why
Ombusman is comin’ to town
He’s making a list and checking it twice
Gonna find out who’s naughty and nice
Ombudsman is comin’ to town

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I feel that I should clarify that he/she only judges you if you’re in the wrong

He’s a complicated ombudsman, but no one understands him like his consumers and UK-based businesses.

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Ombudsman!
Woah-oh
Ombudsman!
Woah-oh-oh-oh

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So if there’s a bang at the door and you answer it and there’s a man in a stovepipe hat with a long, hooky stick, that’s him. The ombudsman.

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We’re going to a party, it, it’s a birthday party
It’s your birthday party, happy birthday Ombudsman
We love you very, very, very, very, very, very, very much.

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Ombuds-Man, Ombuds-Man,
Does whatever a Ombuds can
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look out!
Here comes the Ombuds-Man!

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He knows the swingers and their cavalry
Says he can get in anywhere for free
I began to go a little cross-eyed
And from this ombudsman I just had to hide

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YES

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dahhh da-da-da-dahhh
dahhh dahh dahh
dahhh da-da-da-dahhh

OMBUDSMAN!

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And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
'Till touch down brings me round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no

I’m an ombudsman
(Ombudsman!)
Burning out his fuse up here alone

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I can’t seem to face up to the facts
I’m tense and nervous and I can’t relax
I can’t sleep, 'cause my bed’s on fire
Don’t touch me, I’m a real live wire

Ombudsman, qu’est-ce que c’est?
Fa fa-fa fa, fa-fa fa-fa fa-far better
Run run-run run, run run-run away

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Umbudsman, Ombudsman, ombudsing free
The Financial Ombudsman Service are we

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I’ve called the ombudsman
My latest gas bill in my hand
I’ve been overcharged one twenty five
So angry I just wanna skin them alive
I’ve called the ombudsman

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Nowadays everybody wanna talk
Like they got somethin’ to say
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about the ombudsman.

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