You better watch out, you better not cry Better not pout, I’m telling you why Ombusman is comin’ to town He’s making a list and checking it twice Gonna find out who’s naughty and nice Ombudsman is comin’ to town
I feel that I should clarify that he/she only judges you if you’re in the wrong
He’s a complicated ombudsman, but no one understands him like his consumers and UK-based businesses.
Ombudsman! Woah-oh Ombudsman! Woah-oh-oh-oh
So if there’s a bang at the door and you answer it and there’s a man in a stovepipe hat with a long, hooky stick, that’s him. The ombudsman.
We’re going to a party, it, it’s a birthday party It’s your birthday party, happy birthday Ombudsman We love you very, very, very, very, very, very, very much.
Ombuds-Man, Ombuds-Man, Does whatever a Ombuds can Spins a web, any size, Catches thieves just like flies Look out! Here comes the Ombuds-Man!
He knows the swingers and their cavalry Says he can get in anywhere for free I began to go a little cross-eyed And from this ombudsman I just had to hide
YES
dahhh da-da-da-dahhh dahhh dahh dahh dahhh da-da-da-dahhh
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time 'Till touch down brings me round again to find I’m not the man they think I am at home Oh no no no
I’m an ombudsman (Ombudsman!) Burning out his fuse up here alone
I can’t seem to face up to the facts I’m tense and nervous and I can’t relax I can’t sleep, 'cause my bed’s on fire Don’t touch me, I’m a real live wire
Ombudsman, qu’est-ce que c’est? Fa fa-fa fa, fa-fa fa-fa fa-far better Run run-run run, run run-run away
Umbudsman, Ombudsman, ombudsing free The Financial Ombudsman Service are we
I’ve called the ombudsman My latest gas bill in my hand I’ve been overcharged one twenty five So angry I just wanna skin them alive I’ve called the ombudsman
Nowadays everybody wanna talk Like they got somethin’ to say But nothing comes out when they move their lips Just a bunch of gibberish And motherfuckers act like they forgot about the ombudsman.
Take a little walk to the edge of town Go across the tracks Where the viaduct looms Like a bird of doom As it shifts and cracks Where secrets lie in the border fires In the humming wires Hey man, you know You’re never coming back Past the square, past the bridge Past the mills, past the stacks On a gathering storm comes A tall handsome man In a dusty black coat It’s the ombudsman
Ombudsman in the front Let your feet stomp
I would walk 500 miles And i would walk 500 more To be the man who walked 1000 miles For services at your door
OMBUDSMAN! OMBUDSMAN!
TO BE THE OMBUDSMAN YOU GOTTA BEAT THE OMBUDSMAN! WOO!
