#11

Ombuds-Man, Ombuds-Man,
Does whatever a Ombuds can
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look out!
Here comes the Ombuds-Man!

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#13

He knows the swingers and their cavalry
Says he can get in anywhere for free
I began to go a little cross-eyed
And from this ombudsman I just had to hide

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#14

YES

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#15

dahhh da-da-da-dahhh
dahhh dahh dahh
dahhh da-da-da-dahhh

OMBUDSMAN!

#16

FOS
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#17

And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
'Till touch down brings me round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no

I’m an ombudsman
(Ombudsman!)
Burning out his fuse up here alone

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#18

I can’t seem to face up to the facts
I’m tense and nervous and I can’t relax
I can’t sleep, 'cause my bed’s on fire
Don’t touch me, I’m a real live wire

Ombudsman, qu’est-ce que c’est?
Fa fa-fa fa, fa-fa fa-fa fa-far better
Run run-run run, run run-run away

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#19

Umbudsman, Ombudsman, ombudsing free
The Financial Ombudsman Service are we

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#20

I’ve called the ombudsman
My latest gas bill in my hand
I’ve been overcharged one twenty five
So angry I just wanna skin them alive
I’ve called the ombudsman

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#21

Nowadays everybody wanna talk
Like they got somethin’ to say
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about the ombudsman.

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#22

Take a little walk to the edge of town
Go across the tracks
Where the viaduct looms
Like a bird of doom
As it shifts and cracks
Where secrets lie in the border fires
In the humming wires
Hey man, you know
You’re never coming back
Past the square, past the bridge
Past the mills, past the stacks
On a gathering storm comes
A tall handsome man
In a dusty black coat
It’s the ombudsman

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#23

Ombudsman in the front
Let your feet stomp

#24

I would walk 500 miles
And i would walk 500 more
To be the man who walked 1000 miles
For services at your door

OMBUDSMAN! OMBUDSMAN!

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#25

TO BE THE OMBUDSMAN YOU GOTTA BEAT THE OMBUDSMAN! WOO!

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#26

Still think of this thread a lot.

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#27

Can’t believe it only has 17 likes.

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#29

As a person who may or may not work for an Ombudsman I enjoyed this way more than anyone really should.

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#30

If something exciting happens in work do people go “I’m buzzed, man!”?

If not, I’ll give you that one for free.

#31

Fuck. Done me all over again

#32

I promise you literally nothing exciting ever happens at work. But if it ever does I’m filing this one away!