Who do went want on HGATR?

Bananarama.

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Tears For Fears

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Fuckhouse

posted this before but the Football 365 forum has been doing this for years, and here’s their results board:

Summary

1=. LOUIS ARMSTRONG 4.75 (398)

1=. BURT BACHARACH 4.75 (425)
3. ARETHA FRANKLIN 4.72 (173)
4. CURTIS MAYFIELD 4.71 (376)
5. SAM COOKE 4.70 (399)
6=. MICHAEL JACKSON 4.69 (251)
6=. BOB DYLAN 4.69 (272)
8. OTIS REDDING 4.68 (90)
9=. ROY ORBISON 4.66 (360)
9= JIMI HENDRIX 4.66 (185)
11. THE KINKS 4.65 (33)
11=. THE BEE GEES 4.65 (256)
13. CHUCK BERRY 4.64 (373)
14. DAVID BOWIE 4.63 (136)
15. JOHNNY CASH 4.62 (208)
16. PRINCE 4.60 (300)
17. WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART 4.59 (167)
17=. THE ROLLING STONES 4.59 (215)
19=. MARVIN GAYE 4.57 (131)
19=. FLEETWOOD MAC 4.57 (157)
19=. STEVIE WONDER 4.57 (154)
22. LED ZEPPELIN 4.54 (177)
23. SIMON AND GARFUNKEL 4.53 (144)
24. KRAFTWERK 4.52 (36)
24=. R.E.M. 4.52 (236)
26=. THE BEACH BOYS 4.51 (125)

26=. WHITNEY HOUSTON 4.51 (455)
28. BUDDY HOLLY 4.50 (299)
29. ELVIS AARON PRESLEY 4.47 (38)
29=. B.B. KING 4.47 (221)
31. RADIOHEAD 4.46 (203)
32. ABBA 4.45 (31)
33. KATE BUSH 4.44 (52)
34. MADONNA 4.43 (105)
35. MILES DAVIS 4.40 (71)
36=. ELTON JOHN 4.39 (224)
36=. JOY DIVISION 4.39 (315)
38. THE CHEMICAL BROTHERS 4.38 (346)
39=. SUPER FURRY ANIMALS 4.36 (5)
39=. THE VELVET UNDERGROUND 4.36 (76)
39=. DUSTY SPRINGFIELD 4.36 (186)
42=. TALKING HEADS 4.35 (61)
42=. CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL 4.35 (95)
44=. JAMES BROWN 4.33 (110)
44=. NIRVANA 4.33 (217)
46=. NEIL YOUNG 4.32 (216)
46=. THE CURE 4.32 (20)
46=. PIXIES 4.32 (40)

46=. N.W.A. 4.32 (442)
50=. DIANA ROSSA AND THE SUPREMES 4.31 (214)
50=. NINA SIMONE 4.31 (237)
50=. SMOKEY ROBINSON 4.31 (244)

  1. BAD RELIGION 4.29 (453)
  2. FRANK SINATRA 4.28 (127)

55=. BEASTIE BOYS 4.27 (12)
55=. ELLA FITZGERALD 4.27 (342)

55=. LEFTFIELD 4.27 (411)

55=. CHIC 4.27 (452)

59=. BLONDIE 4.26 (82)
59=. PULP 4.26 (265)
59=. BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN 4.26 (137)
59=. GUNS’N’ROSES 4.26 (195)
63. MASSIVE ATTACK 4.25 (80)

  1. LUDOVICO EINAUDI 4.24 (426)
    65=. GEORGE MICHAEL 4.23 (88)

65=. TELEVISION 4.23 (416)
67=. PAVEMENT 4.22 (8)
67=. AL GREEN 4.22 (291)
69=. JOHN PRINE 4.21 (394)
69=. THE FALL 4.21 (7)
69=. WILCO 4.21 (1)
69=. GUISEPPE VERDI 4.21 (72)
73=. THE CLASH 4.19 (45)
73=. LEONARD COHEN 4.19 (249)
73=. DEPECHE MODE 4.19 (56)
73=. LITTLE RICHARD 4.19 (143)
77=. QUEEN 4.18 (169)
77=. GRANDADDY 4.18 (2)

77=. STEELY DAN 4.18 (431)

80=. BILL CALAHAN / SMOG 4.17 (396)
80=. BOB MARLEY 4.17 (126)
82=. PAUL MCCARTNEY (NON-BEATLE OUTPUT) 4.16 (200)
82=. RORY GALLAGHER 4.16 (316)
82=. AT THE DRIVE IN 4.16 (361)
85. GIL SCOTT HERON 4.15 (385)
86=. PUBLIC ENEMY 4.14 (49)
86=. BLACK SABBATH 4.14 (92)
88. FUNKADELIC / PARLIAMENT 4.12 (78)
89=. STONE ROSES 4.08 (24)
89=. NICK CAVE AND THE BAD SEEDS 4.08 (26)
91=. THE JAM 4.07 (28)
91=. THE SMITHS 4.07 (218)
93=. CROSBY, STILLS, NASH AND YOUNG 4.04 (290)

93=. THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G. (457)

95=. DAFT PUNK 4.03 (166)
95=. NEW ORDER 4.03 (223)
97=. STEREOLAB 4.02 (3)
97=. PORTISHEAD 4.02 (25)
97=. ROXY MUSIC 4.02 (59)

97=. TOM JONES 4.02 (445)

BUBBLING UNDER

JOHN COLTRANE 4.01 (124)
BLUR 4.01 (174)

IAN DURY 4.01 (418)

SIGUR ROS 3.99 (23)
OASIS 3.99 (222)
ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA 3.98 (68)
A TRIBE CALLED QUEST 3.98 (148)
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE 3.98 (311)
AC /DC 3.97 (219)
VAN MORRISSON 3.96 (170)
THE PRODIGY 3.96 (240)
EMINEM 3.96 (298)
ALICE IN CHAINS 3.96 (374)
ELLIOTT SMITH 3.95 (15)

THE WHO 3.94 (122)
FAITH NO MORE 3.94 (368)
WU TANG CLAN 3.94 (84)
FAITH NO MORE 3.94 (368)
THE BAND 3.93 (349)

SLY AND THE FAMLY STONE 3.92 (164)
GRAM PARSONS 3.91 (294)**

BILLIE HOLIDAY 3.91 (159)

KIRSTY MACCOLL 3.91 (446)

NEIL DIAMOND 3.90 (275)
TOM WAITS 3.89 (117)
IRON MAIDEN 3.89 (145)
LOU REED 3.89 (339)
THE TRAVELLING WILBURYS 3.89 (331)

TAYLOR SWIFT 3.89 (438)

BON IVER 3.89 (422)

IGGY AND THE STOOGES 3.88 (161)
ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN 3.87 (4)

THE ZOMBIES 3.87 (415)

TOM PETTY 3.86 (70)
P.J. HARVEY 3.86 (69)
ELVIS COSTELLO 3.86 (57)
OUTKAST 3.86 (353)
METALLICA 3.85 (180)
SCOTT WALKER 3.84 (160)
EELS 3.84 (43)
APHEX TWIN 3.83 (65)
DEAD KENNEDYS 3.82 (390)
DIRE STRAITS 3.82 (115)
THE MAMAS AND THE PAPAS 3.82 (378)
HOWLIN WOLF 3.82 (75)
THE CARPENTERS 3.82 (50)
THE SMASHING PUMPKINS 3.80 (87)
BILLY JOEL 3.79 (197)
ARCTIC MONKEYS 3.79 (263)
RAMONES 3.78 (132)

LOVE 3.78 (434)
YO LA TENGO 3.77 (271)
THE SPECIALS 3.76 (156)
TOOL 3.76 (303)

FOO FIGHTERS 3.75 (406)

PET SHOP BOYS 3.74 (182)
THE WAR ON DRUGS 3.74 (391)
BOARDS OF CANADA 3.74 (313)
BRIAN ENO 3.73 (302)
THE NATIONAL 3.73 (292)
BELLE AND SEBASTIAN 3.72 (16)
THE WHITE STRIPES 3,72 (114)
GEORGE HARRISON 3.72 (100)
SONIC YOUTH 3.71(6)
FUGAZI 3.71 (233)

DOVES 3.71 (414)

TIM BUCKLEY 3.71 (428)

EURYTHMICS 3.70 (413)

LCD SOUNDYSTEM 3.69 (63)
THE COCTEAU TWINS 3.69 (310)
MY BLOODY VALENTINE 3.68 (21)
U2 3.68 (205)
MOGWAI 3.68 (41)
PEARL JAM 3.68 (153)
THE KLF 3.68 (262)
JONI MITCHELL 3.67 (14)
WIRE 3.67 (11)
THIN LIZZY 3.66 (51)
BJORK 3.66 (64)
NICK DRAKE 3.65 (139)
THE SMALL FACES 3.63 (140)
MEAT LOAF 3.63 (341)

10CC 3.63 (430)
MANIC STREET PREACHERS 3.62 (189)
THE TWILIGHT SAD 3.61 (380)

TRICKY 3.61 (409)
BOOKER T AND THE MGs 3.60 (266)
PUBLIC IMAGE LIMITED 3.58 (363)
CAN 3.57 (186)
(THE) NINE INCH NAILS 3.57 (46)
AIR (FRENCH BAND) 3.57(149)
SUEDE 3.56 (32)
DE LA SOUL 3.56 (30)
THE POGUES 3.55 (73)
THE REPLACEMENTS 3.54 (231)
CARLOS SANTANA 3.54 (282)
TV ON THE THE RADIO 3.54 (326)
JEFFERSON AIRPLANE 3.53 (357)
DEEP PURPLE 3.52 (172)
JOHN LENNON (NBO) 3.52 (400)
HOUSEMARTINS 3.52 (18)
QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE 3.52 (163)
TALK TALK 3.52 (152)
ERIC CLAPTON 3.52 (151)
HALF MAN HALF BISCUIT 3.51 (27)
AMY WINEHOUSE 3.51 (107)
SOUNDGARDEN 3.50 (64)
BUZZCOCKS 3.50 (229)
DEVO 3.49 (393)

CARIBOU 3.49 (440)
THE BYRDS 3.48 (150)
MERCURY REV 3.48 (277)
JAMES 3.48 (47)
ZZ TOP 3.47 (369)
THE POLICE 3.46 (135)
EAGLES 3.46 (204)
EARTH, WIND AND FIRE 3.44 (238)
MADNESS 3.44 (62)
DEATH IN VEGAS 3.44 (388)
THE DOORS 3.43 (120)
GORILLAZ 3.43 (322)
SEX PISTOLS 3.42

NILSSON 3.42 (436)
JESUS AND MARY CHAIN 3.41 (48)
WEEZER 3.41 (60)
THE WILDHEARTS 3.41 (325)
JOE JACKSON 3.41 (365)

THE UNDERTONES 3.41 (427)

SYSTEM OF A DOWN 3.41 (444)

“WEIRD AL” YANKOVIC 3.41 (450)

FIONA APPLE 3.40 (441)
DURAN DURAN 3.39 (44)
AEROSMITH 3.38 (347)
JANIS JOPLIN 3.38 (230)
PRIMAL SCREAM 3.37 (112)
UNDERWORLD 3.37 (141)

TAME IMPALA 3.37 (405)

BLINK-182 3.37 (454)
THE FLAMING LIPS 3.36 (29)
LOS CAMPESINOS! 336 (370)
RAMMSTEIN 3.36 (307)
WARREN ZEVON 3.35 (102)
SQUEEZE 3.35 (242)
SPIRITUALIZED 3.34 (142)
ERASURE 3.34 (93)
HÜSKER DÜ 3.33 (58)
MAGAZINE 3.33 (286)**

DONOVAN 3.33 (423)
SAINT ETIENNE 3.32 (10)
GENESIS 3.31 (112)
THE HOLLIES 3.31 (382)
SUPERGRASS 3.31 (184)
MOTöRHEAD 3.31 (192)
THE HUMAN LEAGUE 3.30 (234)
BEACH HOUSE 3.30 (335)
JAPAN 3.30 (351)

BIG AUDIO DYNAMITE 3.30 (407)

JAY-Z 3.29 (451)
TEENAGE FANCLUB 3.28 (37)
AZTEC CAMERA / RODDY FRAME 3.28 (395)
GREEN DAY 3.27 (280)
FAT BOY SLIM 3.27 (379)
MOBY 3.26 (279)
THE STREETS 3.26 (94)
IDLEWILD 3.26 (327)
BUILT TO SPILL 3.25 (17)
PORCUPINE TREE 3.25 (270)
THE STROKES 3.25 (138)
JEFF BUCKLEY 3.24 (176)
VAN HALEN 3.24 (268)
SIOUXSIE AND THE BANSHEES 3.23 (259)
SIMPLE MINDS 3.22 (128)
THE SHINS 3.22 (345)
PERE UBU 3.22 (372)
INTERPOL 3.22 (301)
THE PRETENDERS 3.21 (274)
THE THE 3.20
SUPERTRAMP 3.20 (247)
THE CRAMPS 3.20 (289)

GOMEZ 3.20 (408)
THE VERVE 3.19 (322)
SERGE GAINSBOURG 3.18 (39)
DREAM THEATER 3.17 (386)
XTC 3.18 (133)
LYNYRD SKYNYRD 3.17 (134)
TUPAC SHAKUR 3.17 (255)
JANE’S ADDICTION 3.15 (243)
GEORGE JONES 3.13 (155)
KILLING JOKE 3.13 (258)

LIGHTNING SEEDS 3.13 (420)
BEN FOLDS 3.12 (254)
BILLY BRAGG 3.11 (181)
CYPRESS HILL 3.11 (311)
THE HOLD STEADY 3.10 (283)
SLADE 3.09 (175)
NEW PORNOGRAPHERS 3.09 (190)
SYD BARRETT 3.09 (366)
ASH 3.08 (42)
THE OFFSPRING 3.08 (358)
HAPPY MONDAYS 3.08 (81)
MODEST MOUSE 3.07 (227)
KANYE WEST 3.07 (191)
THE CHAMELEONS 3.06 (13)
KING CRIMSON 3.06 (252)
RILO KILEY 3.06 (355)
JUDAS PRIEST 3.05 (336)
YES 3.05 (329)

BASEMENT JAXX 3.04 (456)
THE BETA BAND 3.03 (19)
CARTER USM 3.03 (171)
SISTERS OF MERCY 3.03 (53)

JAMIROQUAI 3.03 (448)
GARY NUMAN 3.02 (91)
MAZZY STAR 3.02 (306)
DINOSAUR JR 3.01 (123)
THE WATERBOYS) 3.01 (209)
THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS 3.00 (338)
BLUE ÖYSTER CULT 3.00 (402)
MUSE 2.99 (183)
THE DAMNED 2.98 (253)
KYLIE MINOGUE 2.97 (278)
THE MONKEES 2.97 (293)
MANSUN 2.97 (257)
THE HOUSE OF LOVE 2.96 (364)
THE DECEMBERISTS 2.95 (101)
JIMMY EAT WORLD 2.95 (332)]
TAKE THAT 2.95 (194)
BIG COUNTRY 2.94
RUSH 2.93 (202)
BIG STAR 2.92 (85)
FRANK ZAPPA 2.92 (119)
STATUS QUO 2.92 (375)
M83 2.92 (328)
THE DIVINE COMEDY 2.92 (196)
THE CHARLATANS 2.92 (220)
PUBLIC SERVICE BROADCASTING 2.92 (206)
SOFT CELL 2.92 (318)
BUFFALO SPRINGFIELD 2.91 (55)
THE KILLERS 2.91 (284)
ST. VINCENT 2.90 (108)
BRITISH SEA POWER 2.90 (268)
STEREOPHONICS 2.89 (297)
DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE 2.89 (292)

DANDY WARHOLS 2.88 (421)
PLACEBO 2.87 (89)
KRYUSS 2.87 (211)
THE LIBERTINES 2.87 (269)
DEXYS MIDNIGHT RUNNERS 2.86 (232)
SLOWDIVE 2.86 (321)

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE 2.86 (449)
THE LEMONHEADS 2.82 (207)
COLDPLAY 2.82 (226)
MARILLION 2.81 (288)
RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS 2.81 (287)
THE BRIAN JONESTOWN MASSACRE 2.81 (35)

OZZY OSBOURNE 2.81 (432)

NEW YORK DOLLS 2.81 (439)
THE WONDER STUFF 2.80 (276)
REGINA SPEKTOR 2.79 (248)
GARBAGE 2.78 (244)
LLOYED COLE 2.78 (350)
ANIMAL COLLECTIVE 2.76 (239)
THE AUTEURS 2.73 (324)
THE CULT 2.71 (198)

SPICE GIRLS 2.71 (443)
THE BLACK KEYS 2.70 (348)
NADA SURF 2.70 (360)
GUIDED BY VOICES 2.69 (168)
SPARKLEHORSE 2.66 (103)
THE WEDDING PRESENT 2.67 (77)
THE CORAL 2.67 (305)
DEACON BLUE 2.67 (273)
MORRISSEY (NON-SMITHS OUTPUT) 2.67 (121)
NORAH JONES 2.65 (381)

FRANZ FERDINAND 2.65 (437)

PRIMUS 2.64 (353)
SHED SEVEN 2.64 (410)
THE GRATEFUL DEAD 2.63 (147)
INSPIRAL CARPETS 2.62 (118)
PSYCHEDLIC FURS 2.61 (178)
BAUHAUS 2.61 (86)
BEYONCÉ 2.61 (109)
OMD 2.58 (129)
NEW MODEL ARMY 2.57 (228)
CAT POWER 2.56 (337)
STYLE COUNCIL 2.54 (235)
HAWKWIND 2.54 (241)
THE LA’S 2.52 (201)
FRANK TURNER 2.50 (281)
WHITESNAKE 2.50 (383)
RIDE 2.49 (158)
POP WILL EAT ITSELF 2.47 (146)
BADLY DRAWN BOY 2.45 (54)
BADFINGER 2.45 (285)

MARILYN MANSON 2.44 (435)

KASABIAN 2.42 (323)
KINGS OF LEON 2.41 (116)

THE ORB 2.41 (404)
MGMT 2.40 (389)

NED’S ATOMIC DUSTBIN 2.31 (424)
LENNY KRAVITZ 2.28 (333)
KISS 2.27 (187)
WISHBONE ASH 2.24 (165)
FELT 2.24 (162)
MOTLEY CRUE 2.21 (304)
SIMPLY RED 2.20 (344)
RUFUS WAINWRIGHT 2.19 (179)
ED SHEERAN 2.11 (295)
DRAKE 1.98 (340)
MUMFORD AND SONS 1.86 (343)
CAMPER VAN BEETHOVEN 1.83 (246)
TURIN BRAKES 1.82 (67)
HEFNER 1.81 (66)
MICHAEL BUBLÉ 1.72 (213)
NICKLEBACK 1.59 (319)
MAROON 5 1.58 (317

@IvorDewdney all of these please, especially some classical ones

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Orbital are an absolute 5/5 from this corner.

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Roy Orbison top ten is outstanding work

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What do the bracketed numbers denote?

the order in which they were voted on. dunno why it’s relevant

Right was gonna say, cuz initially I thought it was how many voters but then saw Wilco (1) got 4.21 and was like wit

The Waterboys

Hefner in the bottom four of what looks like hundreds is brutal.

Felt sandwiched thirteenth from bottom between Mötley Crue and Wishbone Ash has completely taken the wind out of my Monday morning.

Has Lawrence Hayward done something horrific that I’m not aware of? I just can’t fathom how else they could be so universally reviled.

they would not give a shit if he had :joy:
it’ll just be people that have never heard them storming in to give them a 1, that’s all

(never heard them myself)

How did Turin Brakes manage to get a thread?!

Aesop Rock please

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Think he goes by A$AP Rocky now just so you know

WhatsApp Ricky

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Just out of interest…(and tis seemed like the best place to ask)

  • I have listened to an act who i had never heard before and due to the thread now like that artist and consider myself a fan
  • I have listened to an artist i previously thought were shit, but checked them due to the thread and now consider myself a fan (or wouldn’t describe them as shit anymore)
  • I know what i like and i like what i know. None of these dickheads are going to persuade me to listen to the Awfula Franklin
  • I went into a thread as a fan but i came out a hater (either through finding out they were a rotter, or just people opening your eyes to the fact that yes, rhcp do indeed suck)
  • I have been consistent in my voting throughout
  • Consistent? I take stock of the thread and dish out a 1 or 5 depending on what i had for lunch
  • Some other option as this poll seems hastily thought out and none of the above make me wanna click but i can’t just scroll past

0 voters

Death Grips would be fun

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Denim! #satire