Who do you reckon the fastest DiSer is over say, 100m?

I think it’s probably… @anon26275971

Reckon I’m in with a shot here.

did 13 seconds in school. I’m a big lumbering stuff idiot now tho mate.

cheers for thinking of me.

Does Usain Bolt still post here?


Should’ve probably stayed longer than 13 seconds then, divvo!


this is a hostile work environment

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Absolutely not me. Very slow sprinter. Also once got disqualified from the hurdles on sports day for going round one of the obstacles.

My physio told me I had sprinters thighs and assumed I was a fast sprinter. He was incorrect


Reckon @Ruffers has that lean hungry look of a man who could sprint fast

On a good day 100m is no bother
Problem is I barely ever have any good days

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Who’s got the EPO/steroids/testosterone?

I was a fucking great sprinter in school. That was 18 (?!?!?) years ago - I’ve put on quite a bit of weight since then, smoked a lot, not done much exercise and I’ve got a bit of gout in my right big toe, but I expect I’ll still be every bit as good.


Is there a veterans category?

I did 12.5s on a proper track when I was at school, before I tore the ligaments in my ankle.

I’d be a fair bit off that now.

From playing DiS football, I’d say that @mattshaped would certainly be up there.

Genuinely can’t remember who was the quickest anymore. Was always hungover anyway.
Oh no it was Jem wasn’t it.

There was a lad who played on the wing last time I came who was quick, scored 4 iirc. Not sure he posts here though think he might be someone’s mate

Was also around 12.5s at school and sprinted in borough sports and things. on a football pitch i can be defined as ‘faster than i look’ but it takes a while for me to get going.

Always annoying when the best players aren’t actually bedwetters

I think Matt was quicker than Jem.

Tom K is probably the fastest mid/long distance runner here. He’s still knocking out the sub-4min/K runs on strava.