Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?

Phillip Pullman does, it seems:

I thought we’d moved on from this sort of thing.

I give a fuck about the racist coins

What’s the easiest way to destroy a coin? Asking for a treasonous friend.

Lol I’ll have your 50p coins if you don’t want them

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You know, I didn’t read the article so I didn’t realise it was about the Brexit coins. I did feel like the article had a whiff of FBPE about it

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I dislike them tbh, looks ugly

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Peace
Prosperity
And Fruit Of The Loom

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‘Well, I’m going to ask for my change as two 20ps and a 10p instead. And if I get one, I’m not going to spend it so it is removed from circulation’.

Get a grip, bellends. It’s a fucking coin. The rest of your money has cunts like Churchill and the Queen on anyway.

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One of those machines that flatten them in amusement arcades

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They’re ruining the best coin which irks but surely if you want to protest then donate the equivalent of each one to a meaningful cause or something

Or throw them at Boris

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Like one of these?

http://thepennypress.com/

On board with this if it irks up the FBPE lot tbh.

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You realise there’s a simpler way to do this?

They’re the ones!

Just need a 50p one

I didn’t realise you could get dedicated carboard cards to store your squished pennies in, for the very reasonable price of a fiver. Mrs F loves these machines.

Stick em on rail tracks

Invent a special machine

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Well, I certainly haven’t moved on, as it was I who pointed it out yesterday, pedant that I am.

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Been trying to work out which I dislike more out of Brexit, Philip Pullman and Oxford commas.

I mean obviously it’s Brexit, but Oxford commas are just hideous.

[And yes it was an accident that I typed out a list and didn’t use the comma there :smiley: ]

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