Yeah, a bird will definitely have seen my nob in the past month or so.
Lad
Did not know Newfoundland was an animal name and just assumed you meant the entire Canadian island
How much darker do you reckon your penis has got since the dog incident?
Might be one for the annoying your partner thread but I regularly try to offer Princess a chipolata when my bf is running about the flat in the buff.
Don’t think old Max would even recognise it. Might think it was an overdone chipolata though and all hell could kick off.
This has ruined my use of the word chipolata.
Related - are you one of those weirdos who refuses to have sex in the same room as their pets
- Yes I’m weird
- I’m not weird and also I vote Labour
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No, although Barry tried to jump on the bed last week while we were in flagrante and I drew the line at that
Enjoying pretending whenever someone says a name in a reply ITT that it’s a human they’re talking about.
Whereas this would drive me on
As long as he isn’t singing How Deep Is Your Love
Anyone who said they’re not weird is definitely weird and wants their pet involved in their sex lark.
Yeah I mean you definitely can’t do it in front of a dog or they are jumping up and getting stuck in (I do not wnat). Would do it in front of a budgie or a terrapin or maybe a chinchilla.
Any of those things pen would stink out the room.
Not doing that.
Barely over half a million residents. Piece of piss in one afternoon.
I would not like this dog to be in the room when I am having intercourse.
Sorry.
The sadness in his eyes