Who has gone the longest without a mammal (non-human) seeing their genitals?

Had a cat called Jeff once :smiley_cat:

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Show him your nob?

Gf’s dog is called Barry

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yeah, almost certainly.

I de-pant before heading to the shower, lonzi. (unless we have guests, obvs)

Yeah, my answer is probably the same. 5 or 6 and it would’ve been newts.
How about birds, balonz? Reckon they’re the animal that see me getting changed the most.

I don’t know whether a mammal has ever seen my genitals. I suppose one must have when I have been taking an al fresco piss at some point, but couldn’t say for sure.

Yeah, a bird will definitely have seen my nob in the past month or so.

Lad

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Did not know Newfoundland was an animal name and just assumed you meant the entire Canadian island

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How much darker do you reckon your penis has got since the dog incident?

Might be one for the annoying your partner thread but I regularly try to offer Princess a chipolata when my bf is running about the flat in the buff.

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Don’t think old Max would even recognise it. Might think it was an overdone chipolata though and all hell could kick off.

This has ruined my use of the word chipolata.

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What an afternoon that’d be!

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Related - are you one of those weirdos who refuses to have sex in the same room as their pets

  • Yes I’m weird
  • I’m not weird and also I vote Labour

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No, although Barry tried to jump on the bed last week while we were in flagrante and I drew the line at that

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I think that would put me off

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Enjoying pretending whenever someone says a name in a reply ITT that it’s a human they’re talking about.

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was going to make a joke about cats getting the hump but i don’t want balonz getting off

Whereas this would drive me on

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