Who has gone the longest without a mammal (non-human) seeing their genitals?

Yeah, a bird will definitely have seen my nob in the past month or so.

Lad

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Did not know Newfoundland was an animal name and just assumed you meant the entire Canadian island

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How much darker do you reckon your penis has got since the dog incident?

Might be one for the annoying your partner thread but I regularly try to offer Princess a chipolata when my bf is running about the flat in the buff.

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Don’t think old Max would even recognise it. Might think it was an overdone chipolata though and all hell could kick off.

This has ruined my use of the word chipolata.

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Related - are you one of those weirdos who refuses to have sex in the same room as their pets

  • Yes I’m weird
  • I’m not weird and also I vote Labour

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No, although Barry tried to jump on the bed last week while we were in flagrante and I drew the line at that

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I think that would put me off

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Enjoying pretending whenever someone says a name in a reply ITT that it’s a human they’re talking about.

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Whereas this would drive me on

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As long as he isn’t singing How Deep Is Your Love

Anyone who said they’re not weird is definitely weird and wants their pet involved in their sex lark.

Yeah I mean you definitely can’t do it in front of a dog or they are jumping up and getting stuck in (I do not wnat). Would do it in front of a budgie or a terrapin or maybe a chinchilla.

Any of those things pen would stink out the room.
Not doing that.

Barely over half a million residents. Piece of piss in one afternoon.

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Barry

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I would not like this dog to be in the room when I am having intercourse.

Sorry.

The sadness in his eyes