Who haven't you seen flouting lockdown regulations?

Rat them out here.

I haven’t seen @thewarn, bra-less, hugging and kissing several strangers on Unthank Road, Norwich.

Nor, let me further outrage you, did I hear him shout “Fuck the NHS, and the Sea Scouts”.

But say I had done!

Man, what a piece of shit.

I wish I’d seen @saps building a house out of bog roll and bags of flour.

But I haven’t.

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@ColinFilth on his doorstep vigorously applauding every night EXCEPT Thursdays. Shame.

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vigorously applauding himself to conclusion

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I haven’t seen @ChorizoPasta illegally fishing in the Galicia quays.

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you havent seen me walking the dogs three times a day. you havent, alright

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Is this a thing?

I have always hated the sea scouts though, you’re on the money there…

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ditto…

I haven’t seen @jordan_229 sunbathing in Carr Bank Park in Mansfield 199cm away from a vagrant

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I haven’t seen @Noahvale in a coffee shop with two female colleagues

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Now that’s a reference no one will get!

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Haven’t seen @Tuna doing any fucking science and solving it all

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Haven’t seen @Flashinglight taking the tape off the equipment in the playground and just having a grand old time on the swings

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Yeah fella. Bottom of my road.

you’re all nicked.

Of course you haven’t, swings make my head hurt :frowning:

I also definitely haven’t been using the springy motorbike and claiming it is some form of essential travel. No siree.

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