#1

Rat them out here.

I haven’t seen @thewarn, bra-less, hugging and kissing several strangers on Unthank Road, Norwich.

Nor, let me further outrage you, did I hear him shout “Fuck the NHS, and the Sea Scouts”.

But say I had done!

Man, what a piece of shit.

#2

I wish I’d seen @saps building a house out of bog roll and bags of flour.

But I haven’t.

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#3

@ColinFilth on his doorstep vigorously applauding every night EXCEPT Thursdays. Shame.

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#4

vigorously applauding himself to conclusion

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#5

I haven’t seen @profk illegally fishing in the Galicia quays.

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#6

you havent seen me walking the dogs three times a day. you havent, alright

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#7

Is this a thing?

#8

I have always hated the sea scouts though, you’re on the money there…

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#9

ditto…

#10

I haven’t seen @jordan_229 sunbathing in Carr Bank Park in Mansfield 199cm away from a vagrant

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#11

I haven’t seen @Noahvale in a coffee shop with two female colleagues

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#12

Now that’s a reference no one will get!

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#13

Haven’t seen @Tuna doing any fucking science and solving it all

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#14

Haven’t seen @anon89873996 taking the tape off the equipment in the playground and just having a grand old time on the swings

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#15

Yeah fella. Bottom of my road.

#16

you’re all nicked.

#17

Of course you haven’t, swings make my head hurt :frowning:

I also definitely haven’t been using the springy motorbike and claiming it is some form of essential travel. No siree.

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