Who here's into that chopped up cucumber and/or fruit in water deal?


#1

I bet some of you are.

  • Cucumbers
  • Fruit of some kind
  • I am only in an office out of fear, go away

0 voters

Sordid fuckers.


#2

lemon: yeah
cucumber: nah


#3

it’s nice but not as good as squash


#4

The fucking memory of a flavour, utterly hideous, especially for foods you actually like


#5

Bit of a weird veg to put in water


#6

love your funny little comments xx


#7

I like it as a food, but not a drink


#8

Sounds like homeopathy.


#9

It’s very similar to homeopathy, ie beloved by terrifying morons


#10

Cucumber water is a REVELATION.


#11

It’s not cucumber water, its water with cucumber floating in it


#12

Not a thing


#13

Cucumber anyway


#14

And it’s bloody delicious.

I too mocked when the hispter waiter in Gorilla plonked the carafe next to me filled with cucumber sticks. But he knew more than me and I bow to his superior water wisdom.


#15

Clean living virtue signalling.

Oh yeah I put some cucumber in my water it actually somehow makes it more hydrating yeah I’m off to a personal training session later then going to do a DIY turmeric enema before a Joe Wicks macrobiotic cauliflower and boiled chicken burrito which is actually less calories than eating nothing. Oh that entire loaf of bread hollowed out with crisps in the middle you’ve just eaten looked good though.


#16

But only if someone watches


#17

like this thread


#18

I like it fine :smiley:


#19

go away


#20

It’s just tasty! And you get bonus cucumber at the end if it, good deal if you ask me.