Who is the hardest celebrity you reckon you could beat in a fight?

We’ve already agreed that @Bamnan would struggle against Chuck Norris.

Reckon I could take Eamonn Holmes

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Ron Jeremy

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Lemmy

Danny Dyer

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Reckon he’d be dangerous for 3 minutes but if you got through that he’d be there for the taking. In his prime he’d be a real handful.

I was thinking Jack Whitehall but i’m doubting myself already tbh.

Vinnie Jones

Tonty Blair

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Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson, aka The Mountain from Game of Thrones.

Sure, he would have the upper hand to begin with, but after a while I would simply push him through a nearby wall so we both plummet to our deaths and are engulfed in the flames below.

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Piers Morgan and I (me/myself) are a similar weight and vintage; if the price was right* I would seriously consider getting in a boxing ring for the first time ever and going 3 rounds.

(* I would pay up to a couple of hundred quid for the privilege)

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Given that he could throw you over a six metre bar I have a few reservations about this.

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We’d all pay a couple of hundred quid for you to punch Piers Morgan just the once.

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Don’t fancy myself in any fight, never been in one and I think I am quite a weak man.

The Queen

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Reckon I could just about scrap my way to victory against James Martin.

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Any of ‘em
Proper confident about this. Got no prior experience but reckon I could be quite scrappy

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Every Tory in the leadership race. One after the other OR all together like some sort of fauxfascist Kill Bill scene

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Liam Neeson. Oh sure he punches wolves and terrorists in his films but he’s getting on a bit and I have one thing he doesn’t in a street fight: absolutely zero shame about going for the testicles early and often.

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Weird, that’s my technique for dates

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Alan Titchmarsh.

I’m soft as clarts so anyone else would destroy me.