We’ve already agreed that @Bamnan would struggle against Chuck Norris.
Reckon I could take Eamonn Holmes
Reckon he’d be dangerous for 3 minutes but if you got through that he’d be there for the taking. In his prime he’d be a real handful.
I was thinking Jack Whitehall but i’m doubting myself already tbh.
Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson, aka The Mountain from Game of Thrones.
Sure, he would have the upper hand to begin with, but after a while I would simply push him through a nearby wall so we both plummet to our deaths and are engulfed in the flames below.
Piers Morgan and I (me/myself) are a similar weight and vintage; if the price was right* I would seriously consider getting in a boxing ring for the first time ever and going 3 rounds.
(* I would pay up to a couple of hundred quid for the privilege)
Given that he could throw you over a six metre bar I have a few reservations about this.
We’d all pay a couple of hundred quid for you to punch Piers Morgan just the once.
Don’t fancy myself in any fight, never been in one and I think I am quite a weak man.
Reckon I could just about scrap my way to victory against James Martin.
Any of ‘em
Proper confident about this. Got no prior experience but reckon I could be quite scrappy
Every Tory in the leadership race. One after the other OR all together like some sort of fauxfascist Kill Bill scene
Liam Neeson. Oh sure he punches wolves and terrorists in his films but he’s getting on a bit and I have one thing he doesn’t in a street fight: absolutely zero shame about going for the testicles early and often.
Weird, that’s my technique for dates
I’m soft as clarts so anyone else would destroy me.