Who is the most famous person you have pissed next to/on?

Bernard Gallagher for me

Steve McClaren

the whirlwind jimmy white

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What have we learned? Sports people piss more than showbiz or music.

I have never urinated next to or on a famous person.

Who would be your dream co-pisser?

Bassist from Cursive

I don’t go out much

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Emile Heskey. Bubblelove 1999.

why was the bassist from cursive using your toilet?

Kate Jackson from the Long Blondes

Needed a poo. I was pissing through his legs. Tim Kasher was watching.

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John Peel in Queen Elizabeth Hall in the South Bank Centre

Billy Fane

Josh Widdecombe after Sufjan Stevens (had played songs, not after Sufjan had urinated)

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John Regis

Did he have an ugly organ?

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Alec Empire. Gave me urinal fear for years to follow.

Steve Nicol - former Liverpool and Scotland utility player.

We used adjacent urinals at Lilleshall Hall in the break between extra time and penalties during the WC semi between England v W Germany in 1990

It was Mac Demarco and I almost hit him because he kept shouting full english brexit, on the night of the brexit vote

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I’ve never been so angry I couldn’t piss though

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