#21

Due to poor scheduling my wife and I haven’t had sex for about a month which is a pretty long time for us. But last week I had a really sexy dream which was the first time for years that has happened, it half made up for it :smile:

#22

I wonder with stuff like this. I remember when I was about 18/19, expressing a brief, mild interest in South Park. For about three Christmasses/birthdays afterwards, I’d receive at least two or three South Park-related gifts. It had definitely got past the point where I could politely inform my relatives that I wasn’t really into South Park. I didn’t realise that it would be used, two decades later, an an analogy for unwanted toejobs.

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#23

I think the quality of the sex when you are older improves massively for sure.

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#24

he was very briefly a DiSer in the early days but idk his username or anything

really fancy him. would love to just borrow him for a month guilt-free and throw him around. not gonna happen tho.

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#25

I think I’m bracing myself for innnnntttteeennnse feelings of post-pando filth loneliness slash envy tbh :frowning:

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#26

A melancholy erotic acrostic

Calling again on the phone,
Wondering if things will
Be the same when we next meet
And will you remember?
Far off memories of lovemaking…
That time you pissed on my elbow

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#27

I think I might be out of sync with my partner who has mentioned/hinted a few times now that she likes to have sex in the morning. Unfortunately, this is literally the last thing on my mind when I wake up. My mornings are spent either contemplating the horrors of the next 8 hours (if it’s a weekday) or trying to summon the energy to make a sandwich and drag it back to bed.

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#28

will be 3 weeks since my first jab on the 15th. gonna go HOG WILD

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#29

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So… where are we meeting @manches ?

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#30

I’ll check when there’s a Tarantino marathon on at the cinemas

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#31

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In a cinema that sells these

#32

where’s he been putting that big toe

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#33

would you rub genitals with someone who owned this t-shirt

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#34

If they were fit yeah

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#35

Oh man i hope people are saying yes because I just ordered a box of 200 out of sheer desperation

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#36

What am I, a fish?

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#37

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#38

Yes

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#39

Nearly had some filth and cuddles today, but then didn’t

Roll on Saturday though

#40

cant stop thinking about shagging. relationship-ending, life-ruining shagging.

with this going around my head in a loop for some reason which imo isnt very sexy:

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