Who was closest to japes at 4pm on Saturday?

japesimity

#1

I don’t mean figuratively, emotionally, spiritually. I mean to his locale in hardcore feet and inches (or bushels and chains, whichever is your measurement of choice).

I was in Earlham Park, Norwich. Which is the closest so far.

52.6255° N, 1.2340° E

There’s a prize of course, boy oh boy is there a prize.

While you’re working it out, please enjoy this picture of @japes in a ball pool.


#2

Is this a shit riddle?


#3

No, it’s a shit competition.


#4

I’ve got a shit riddle if you want though.


#5

NO thank you


#6

do you want me to tell you where I was?


#7

Not here, you bloody idiot.


#8

I was just south of Glasgow on my drive home from holibobs.


#9

One you have written yourself, or one that Jen has photographed?


#10

It was my own gorgeous work.


#11

I was at my flat located within a triangulated section between Upper Holloway, Tufnell Park and Holloway Road stations


#12

You might be in with a shout, then.

Your japesimity was probably higher (or lower, I’m not sure about how this works yet) than mine.


#13

I was somewhere in south Glasgow - what’s the prize if we win?


#14

The ball pool, assuming japes is happy to let it go.


#15

Anfield, Liverpool.


#16

On Leith Walk in Edinburgh.


#17

I’m fairly confident that the word japesimity will take off.

noun: a person’s or thing’s proximity to popular Drowned in Sound user japes


#18

In a small Japanese supermarket, just north of Golders Green.


#19

That is quite a large triangle, friend.


#20

YOU’RE quite a large triangle!