who wins?

  • cowboy
  • knight

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  • angry trucker
  • handful of zombies

0 voters

  • trapeze artist
  • pro skater

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  • ninja
  • velociraptor

0 voters

  • pro wrestler
  • caveman (with club)

0 voters

  • club dj
  • snooker player

0 voters

  • alien
  • cyborg

0 voters

  • that mech from the powerrangers
  • godzilla

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Some of these are tricky because I’m unclear what they have with them. E.g. the trapeze artist will take out the skater unless the skater has their skates, in which case that’s a hugely deadly weapon they’ve got to hand.

I don’t think skates are very deadly

Theo’s thinking of an ice skater not tony hawks

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Yes this. Tony Hawks is a skateboarder.

  • warhammer 40k space marine
  • saruman’s orc army from helm’s deep

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  • Daddy
  • Chips

0 voters

image

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THAT’S RIGHT!

(TBH it’s also the fact that I know trapeze artists are ridiculously muscled so would just take out someone who’s good at skateboarding in seconds, whereas pro ice skaters are similarly muscled to trapeze dudes so it’s a different matter.)

Also, context matters. It’s got his name, it’s got a picture of him on a skateboard. There is no chance for confusion.

HAWK!

LASER!

I reckon the laser wins because that hawk just will never be fast enough.

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Muscle doesn’t win fights

that’s why the ninja beats the velociraptor

I mean you’re right that if you’re on a skateboard you can probably run away a lot quicker?

Muscle like boxing doesn’t win fights but muscles + skills like acrobats have can definitely win fights.

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I’d kick the fuck out of some spinny in the air guy no problem

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