Who would play you in a film?

I really fancy Jessica Hynes

Jessica Hynes would play @fappable without a shadow of a doubt

John Candy if he was still alive. Maybe that guy who played Keith in The Office.

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The Rock

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Andy Serkis

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Moyles

btw i admire your chutzpah

A couple of people have told me that if Seth Rogan shaved his head and died his beard black he’d look like me. So probably him. Can’t wait to hear him butcher the Yorkshire accent.

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Brian Blessed.

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Meryl Streep

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Jeff Goldblum, but with male pattern baldness.

Carpark guy from Human Centipede 2

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Made to look a bit like Adam Brody

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I’ve changed my mind. I want 90s Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves to alternate in some kind of grunge take on Orlando.

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Michael Sheen if he can do the accent

I really fancy’90’s Winona Ryder

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Slimer from Ghostbusters

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Ben Whishaw

Scarlet Johansson

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John Goodman as the deathbed me, bookending a life told in flashbacks. Younger me: tbc.

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I don’t look like anyone :frowning: