I really fancy Jessica Hynes
Jessica Hynes would play @fappable without a shadow of a doubt
John Candy if he was still alive. Maybe that guy who played Keith in The Office.
The Rock
Andy Serkis
Moyles
btw i admire your chutzpah
A couple of people have told me that if Seth Rogan shaved his head and died his beard black he’d look like me. So probably him. Can’t wait to hear him butcher the Yorkshire accent.
Brian Blessed.
Meryl Streep
Jeff Goldblum, but with male pattern baldness.
Carpark guy from Human Centipede 2
Made to look a bit like Adam Brody
I’ve changed my mind. I want 90s Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves to alternate in some kind of grunge take on Orlando.
Michael Sheen if he can do the accent
I really fancy’90’s Winona Ryder
Slimer from Ghostbusters
Ben Whishaw
Scarlet Johansson
John Goodman as the deathbed me, bookending a life told in flashbacks. Younger me: tbc.
I don’t look like anyone