Who would win in a FIGHT between FOOD MASCOTS

I would put my money on the green giant, and aim to kill Ronald McDonald first

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Reckon I could beat up all the Kellogg’s mascots except maybe Tony the tiger

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I once commissioned a piece of artwork (on the back of my homework diary at school) that was the Jolly Green Giant being taken down by an elite team of Marines and it was really graphically violent and I got told off for it

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We know how it goes for Stay Puft

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Can we have polls please? Ideally 16 matches with 32 competitors, winners going through to the quarter finals and so on. Cheers pal

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I reckon Dr Oetker controls an army of pure evil

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be more worried about grimace than ronald

he’s a stone cold killer

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Captain Birdseye is past his prime, but what a prime it must have been

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Cod loin

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Oh my… ahoy there captain.

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Could be a Hunger Games setup

The nesquik bunny seems like he’d be quite tricksy to me

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there is no mercy behind those eyes

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Can’t edit my post anymore oops
POLL

  • Green Giant
  • Tony the Tiger

0 voters

  • Uncle Ben
  • Ronald Mcdonald

0 voters

  • Honey Monster
  • Pom Bears bear

0 voters

  • Colonel Sanders
  • The Tetley Tea lads

0 voters

  • Pringles Man
  • Laughing Cow

0 voters

  • Cadburys Caramel Rabbit
  • Pepperami Man

0 voters

  • PG Tips Moneky
  • Coco Pops Monkey

0 voters

  • Cornflakes cockrel
  • The red M&M

0 voters

Should have results at the end. Fucked it. Vote or laugh at my shitty poll skills, or both :sneezing_face:

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This lad’s absolutely terrifying
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haha

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1950s green giant is a killer for sure, but the current version is a proper wasteman, wouldn’t back him against anyone

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The first one’s tough! I prefer Tony the Tiger, but wouldn’t a giant just squash him? Unless there was some sort of David and Goliath situation :thinking: I’m already putting far too much thought into this.

EDIT: actually, looking at the pictures he’s only about as tall as 2 people so really he’s just a tall, green man - not really a giant, so Tony gets my vote.

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Forgot about the pepperami guy, that could be the champ there. He won’t respect rules or sportsmanship.

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