I currently know how to do the following things:

@discobot start new user

Starts one of the following interactive narratives: new user, advanced user.

@discobot roll 2d6

:game_die: 3, 6

@discobot quote

:left_speech_bubble: Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you — Princess Diana

@discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: You may rely on it

Good choice. It’s trash talk is legendary @discobot quote

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:left_speech_bubble: Let us resolve to be masters, not the victims, of our history, controlling our own destiny without giving way to blind suspicions and emotions. — John Kennedy

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I guess someone has to fill the Rey Mysterio role of a superb cruiserweight for some incomprehensible reason battling with the big boys.

I don’t know whether to feel flattered or offended by that comparison tbh…

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ooooooooooooooooooooft

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colinzeal and he_2 as an undertaker/kane duo, obviously.

Who should I choose for my partner? @discobot quote

:left_speech_bubble: If we have a positive mental attitude, then even when surrounded by hostility, we shall not lack inner peace. — Dalai Lama

ccb and a man dedicated to pacifism it is

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Are you asking me to pick someone who’d look REALLY GOOD in lycra? :smirk: No idea tbh.

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Cycling Enthusiasts as some all-pervasive NWO like threat we must unite against

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Team name Lama and Drama

@anon67149139 and @rich-t as the ‘puncheurs’. rightly get destroyed and stretchered out of the ring every time still wearing their bike helmets.

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Hmm, positive mental attitude? Maybe @bamnan as he was author of the positivity thread. Or @witches as she’s really positive (and could store some potions in her belt or something)

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I guess I get to be CM Punk as those are my initials?

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I’ll call myself The Smiling Assassin.

Instead of the Brothers of Destruction, we’d be the Brothers of Depression, with a nod to our parallel bouts of poor mental health.

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guiltylol.

absolute jobber name that pal