Who's got the lowest coffee table?


#1

I can’t see anyone beating @sadpunk 's one here.


#2

mine is so low you can’t see it


#3

Probably @colon_closed_bracket, assuming he keeps his CDs on it.


#4

:notes:Sooo low, you can’t get under it…:notes:


#5

I don’t really have a coffee table, just some occasional tables but they get moved about. I keep my Portishead back catalogue in a CD rack.


#6

Is that Jesus’s Love Is Very Wonderful?!


#7

:notes:So high, you can’t get over it :notes:


#8

FYI, it goes with these chairs


#9

Do you live in the lobby of a a mid-range boutique hotel?


#10

I’ve got this one

legs a bit wonky


#12

lack of ikea coffee table chat in here


#13

got a lack £5 square side table at my studio (alongside an £11 foldy chair, linmon table and a £7 trolley from claus ohlson for tea/coffee supplies. there’s a stool and tiny bookcase from ikea in there also, but that’s it). would consider one of the £16 coffee table ones when i eventually move.


#14

I put my coffee on the floor

Cheers


#15


#16

I’m glad you thought @japes was making a Lack joke. I hope he was.

(We ditched our oblong Lack and have none now, unless we break out the girl’s mini one.)


#17

What kind of Mormon would have a coffee table like that?


#18

Oh hang on, I think I’ve just got this. You were making a joke about me being a fan of the band Low. I thought you were saying that I listened to what people used to call ‘coffee table music’ (Massive Attack, Feist, that kind of thing). Both are true, though the Low thing is more accurate.


#19

You’re giving me far too much credit with the “coffee table music” angle. A joke that’s basically “HAHA THE WORD ‘LOW’ IS ALSO THE NAME OF A BAND” is much more my speed :slight_smile:


#20

Hope this is the doc Watson version otherwise I retract my like :+1:


#21

You must come on at the door :door:?