who's your best friend

Probably the nice lady who reminds me a bit of my mum who works in the wholefoods shop in town. Always seems a bit flustered but makes conversation and asks how the baby is etc.

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queen lyrics needed some work.

The malamute I see on his walk every morning. That guy is an absolute winner.

how big are we talking here

Keith Harris

Edit: actually it’s probably the manager of the Turkish restaurant I used to go in Dalston. Always get a handshake and free starters

two of the guys that work in the corner shop near my old house

i still pop in when i’m nearby and genuinely, no one in the world greets me with the enthusiasm they do

Large pig sort of size. Think he’s quite old, always looks dead pleased with himself. Loves a good wee on the grit bin.

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