Why are things the wrong shape?

Yes this does deserve it’s own thread I’ve had enough.
So a breakfast I have

Oh sorry I meant to discard this cause I realised it wasn’t worth it’s own thread.

Was to do with eggs and bread rolls. Boring really

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Illegal to stop this now we’re all intrigued. Please continue.

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What?

You mean why don’t they make bread rolls shaped like fried eggs?

You should buy some egg rings

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They don’t, that’s the issue!!

I have a mini frying pan specifically for my breakfast sandwich eggs, I don’t need rings!

The issue is bread rolls are square, a slice of plastic cheese is square (if I’m inclined to indulge which I often am) but the eggs are round!

If anything I need a mini square frying pan.

Why can’t things that go together just be a uniform shape?

Just buy the round rolls. Are rolls even square? Somewhere in between the two imo. Apart from the round ones.

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Square egg rings mate

£18?!??

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If square food matters that much I guess you have to pay.

Alternatively, slice the egg up with a set square like you’re on masterchef @kermitwormit

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It’d be cheaper to just breed some square chickens and get the eggs for free

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Only posting this to irk the egg-purists, but I use this special little grill for eggs and it’s wonderful

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Only posting this to irk the egg-purists, but I only eat long egg and it’s wonderful.

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That seems like exactly what an egg purist would want, TBH

I would say this is a square roll

Confused Curb Your Enthusiasm GIF

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Nice plate.

It’s not square, but it’s not completely round either. Hmmm this is quite the thinker. Looks like the perfect shape for a fried egg though.

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Want some Gala Pie now.

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I guess so.

And it’s not quite right for the egg, not quite right for the cheese

Soft square

“Verging on having corners”

Quite

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Reckon you could squash that into whatever shape you wanted

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