A cornered circle. He’s right. Also, having those little overhanging corners of ‘cheese’ is fun cause you can bite them off on their own.
You say that about everything.
A fucking what?
That’s true. Perhaps I should check myself and appreciate the fun in life, rather than being (if you’ll pardon the pun) such a square
Another one weighs in:
A circle that’s got corners. If you’re not careful I’ll ask Theo to explain it in full forensic detail and nobody wants that.
SQUIRCLE. That’s it settled.
I think maybe the cheese is my issue then. Why don’t they make round cheese slices? Probably hard to get out of their little wrapper.
Urgh why is my life such a constant battle, safebruv?
This is now the wrestling thread
Squircle can’t believe we’re bringing snide pokemons into the bread lexicon. There’s already too many names for bread
Just nibble the corners off like @Funkhouser says. Nibbling is one of life’s great pleasures
Why not use a Babybel or 6 Dairylea triangles?
Hmmmm, run out of names for bread now
Types of bread smartarse. Especially rolls. “Get me one of those squircle barms” no
Serves you right for being northern and having 200 different names for a roll.
Thought of you just the other day when I was having a babybel my love. Remembered you figuring out on my picky tea I’d cut one up to look fancy. Had a hearty chuckle to myself
‘Tiger squircle’ sounds powerful.
The bread industry has been in the pocket of big squircle for far too long now.
Meat and chip squircles are gonna be the new hip streetfoods, mark my words
Tell you what else is a squircle, halloumi.