Why are things the wrong shape?

A cornered circle. He’s right. Also, having those little overhanging corners of ‘cheese’ is fun cause you can bite them off on their own.

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You say that about everything.

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A fucking what?

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That’s true. Perhaps I should check myself and appreciate the fun in life, rather than being (if you’ll pardon the pun) such a square

Another one weighs in:

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A circle that’s got corners. If you’re not careful I’ll ask Theo to explain it in full forensic detail and nobody wants that.

SQUIRCLE. That’s it settled.

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I think maybe the cheese is my issue then. Why don’t they make round cheese slices? Probably hard to get out of their little wrapper.

Urgh why is my life such a constant battle, safebruv?

Squared circle

This is now the wrestling thread

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Squircle can’t believe we’re bringing snide pokemons into the bread lexicon. There’s already too many names for bread

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Just nibble the corners off like @Funkhouser says. Nibbling is one of life’s great pleasures

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Why not use a Babybel or 6 Dairylea triangles?

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  1. Bread

Hmmmm, run out of names for bread now

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Types of bread smartarse. Especially rolls. “Get me one of those squircle barms” no

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Serves you right for being northern and having 200 different names for a roll.

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Thought of you just the other day when I was having a babybel my love. Remembered you figuring out on my picky tea I’d cut one up to look fancy. Had a hearty chuckle to myself

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‘Tiger squircle’ sounds powerful.

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The bread industry has been in the pocket of big squircle for far too long now.

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Meat and chip squircles are gonna be the new hip streetfoods, mark my words

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Tell you what else is a squircle, halloumi.

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If you want Babybel content, here is a photograph of me from September 2011:

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