Not even a real animal
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I stock this at work and sell loads of it. Two of the big names in modern fads, together at last. It goes iridescent when you shake it up too
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Pre watershed
“Now”? What do you mean, “now”? 
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Probably cos of brexit isn’t it.
What does it taste like?
It’s marshmallow and vanilla flavour. Sickly as sickly can be. 6/10.
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Uh, excuse me
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They’re just the new ponies. Was all about ponies when I was a kid
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You often come across people searching for a unicorn on dating apps
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Brb, changing my password to “coffeeunicornrainbow”
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For the Green Day/FOB/Weezer tour they offered rainbow unicorn vip packages.
565 quid
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After mermaids a few years ago and now unicorns which cryptid will be the next trend?
I hope it’s Bigfoots.
Nice Tories.
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That’s Ken Clarke in the wild, there
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