Why do birds suddenly appear

every time you are near?

Because it’s spring

Because they’re cunts

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A conversation between Grant and Phil in the early 90s?

Bird magnet

I am a worm.

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assume the song was written about someone employed to feed birds

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from the perspective of a bird who also wants to be fed

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Teeth

A combination of being able to fly, and air not being very viscous. Also for the most part, they aren’t a threat to us, so we aren’t generally on guard, looking out for them. I also rely on breadcrumbs to find my way home.