Well? Why do they?
Because you are near
I’m covered in bird seed
bird, suddenly a pear
I’m a falconer
a lot of people don’t like pigeons but I do, they seem friendly and have a peaceful empty look about them
Always feel sorry for pigeons. The way their heads nod so rapidly as they walk along: I fear they must have all gone insane as a result.
they just have the star wars cantina music stuck in their head all the time like the rest of us