Why do Swedish warships have bar codes on the sides?


#21

don’t ask me, I have no ikea


#22

It’s quite the thing, isn’t it?


#23

Julmust be very proud of yourself, Smee!


#24

Julian Lee does appear to be the original writer of this joke.


#25

It was a real ulrika moment for smee when he thought of this zinger


#26

This is worse than just joke theft. This is high Larsson-y


#27

don’t think i know enough abba sweden to make a joke like that


#28

The February version works better, imho.


#29

Hopefully the captain doesn’t hit an iceberg, otherwise Helsinki


#30

haven’t seen one of these classic markeeisms in a while


#31

I think you know Morten enough


#32


#33

are you quite Finnished?


#34

Fucking hell I’ve been made a fool of here. Really wish I was one of the guys who could reel off a potted history of joke writing disputes without googling :frowning:


#35

Legitimately excellent joke that I hadn’t heard before. Thank you, Smee.


#36

Yes, I too had not heard this joke before.


#37

I heard it because I wrote it over 20 years ago


#38

Alright Theo, let’s not all jack our dicks off too quickly eh.


#39

I’d like to take this opportunity to reveal that I have heard this joke multiple times in the past, around 2012 mainly, and have been shaking my head at it ever since.


#40

I thought I was out Denmarckee pulls me back in