Why do you not get sea frogs?

Are they crabs?

They would be the easiest lunch ever for all the gruesome sea arseholes you get

Because the parrots eat them all

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Don’t like salt

Ah, crabs. Frogs of the sea.

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Axolotl is a bit like one.

Will that be all you need from the sea salamander ma’am?
Yes, thank you.
No, thank you…thaxolotl

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I don’t think they live in the sea though

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That doesnt support my tenuous excuse for a pun though.

I was going to sat nudibranch but they’re more slugs anyway

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No lily pads?

Also, given frogs are amphibian, it’s a bit pointless going into the sea. Leave it to the professionals like the fish

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Impressed that you went with ‘axolotl’ for your pun, rather than the more obvious ‘nudibranch’
Good punning :+1:

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Save it for Thursday :wink:

completely forgot these existed

Because they always try to walk it in?

You do :slight_smile:

They’re called :slight_smile: :dark_sunglasses:

Kermit crabs! :sunglasses:

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