Why does cress no longer exist

[profk]

no i’ve not!

[rich-t]

I’ve gone fucking mad. Soz

[paidinfull]

A31 corridor bants

[rich-t]

Bentley

[profk]

Oakhanger

[paidinfull]

Itchen Stoke

[profk]

Rogate

[barleysugar]

Autocress Repair. Autocress Replace.

[paidinfull]

Someone wrote a whole book about the A272. What a world.

[rich-t]

Romsey

[paidinfull]

A272: An Ode to a Road

[rich-t]

Somebody I worked with tried to foist that book on me. Nah mate

[paidinfull]

Ooh, going west are we? Fucking Winterbourne Zelston then

[Sulawesi]

I made one of those egg cress heads with my daughter a while back, and was surprised that she was really keen to eat the cress

Turned out she wasn’t fussed about the cress, but wanted to eat a hollowed-out egg shell

[GoFasterStripes]

Four Marks

[GoFasterStripes]

It’s all the Marks you’ll ever need

[rich-t]

Decent brewery in Four Marks. Near the station on the watercress line so you can jump off, go for a beer and jump on again. Fun.

Highclere

[anon67149139]

Upper Froyle

[futilityofendeavour]

Do you recall
The night that we first met
And how I burnt your cress
And your broccoli florets
I don’t know why
But I flayed this kale
For you
I’m guessing it’s just what all young greengrocers do

[Scagden]

Maybe because everyone woke up one morning and suddenly, simultaneously, went “this cress plant tastes literally of nothing and has zero nutritional value, what on earth is the point of it? (cress growing competitons aside)” and then it just quietly popped out of existence.

Pray the same fate never befalls the music board.