Shame you’ve spelt it wrong. arlesford
no i’ve not!
I’ve gone fucking mad. Soz
A31 corridor bants
Autocress Repair. Autocress Replace.
Someone wrote a whole book about the A272. What a world.
Somebody I worked with tried to foist that book on me. Nah mate
Ooh, going west are we? Fucking Winterbourne Zelston then
I made one of those egg cress heads with my daughter a while back, and was surprised that she was really keen to eat the cress
Turned out she wasn’t fussed about the cress, but wanted to eat a hollowed-out egg shell
It’s all the Marks you’ll ever need
Decent brewery in Four Marks. Near the station on the watercress line so you can jump off, go for a beer and jump on again. Fun.
Do you recall
The night that we first met
And how I burnt your cress
And your broccoli florets
I don’t know why
But I flayed this kale
I’m guessing it’s just what all young greengrocers do