Why does cress no longer exist

Shame you’ve spelt it wrong. arlesford

no i’ve not!

I’ve gone fucking mad. Soz

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A31 corridor bants

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Bentley

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Oakhanger

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Itchen Stoke

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Rogate

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Autocress Repair. Autocress Replace.

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Someone wrote a whole book about the A272. What a world.

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Romsey

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Somebody I worked with tried to foist that book on me. Nah mate

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Ooh, going west are we? Fucking Winterbourne Zelston then

I made one of those egg cress heads with my daughter a while back, and was surprised that she was really keen to eat the cress


Turned out she wasn’t fussed about the cress, but wanted to eat a hollowed-out egg shell :woman_shrugging:

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Four Marks

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It’s all the Marks you’ll ever need

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Decent brewery in Four Marks. Near the station on the watercress line so you can jump off, go for a beer and jump on again. Fun.

Highclere

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Upper Froyle

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Do you recall
The night that we first met
And how I burnt your cress
And your broccoli florets
I don’t know why
But I flayed this kale
For you
I’m guessing it’s just what all young greengrocers do